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via vulcan-ology // originally captioningcrusader

captioningcrusader:

anyone who’s been following this blog knows that we’re highly susceptible to popular memes  

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via ainastra // originally 0negirlarmy

0negirlarmy:

Haruka are u fucking serious

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hmmmm guess who hates calculus

that would be me

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via freckledbejesus // originally wecansexy

wecansexy:

dont do love, dont do friends 
i’m only after success 

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via lostangelsfall // originally shieldposts

shieldposts:

I bet there are labels like this all over Avengers tower

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via thekingofwinter // originally raptorific

raptorific:

The improv team I was on in high school only had one rank: “co-captain.” If you joined the improv team, you were automatically a co-captain. It wasn’t to make everyone equal within the club dynamic or anything like that, we just all knew that we would have to list extracurriculars on our college applications, and you could make yourself look more impressive by putting “co-captain” without specifying how many other captains the team had or how a member becomes a captain. 

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via teen-scully // originally steveeugenecarlsberg

steveeugenecarlsberg:

cecil gershwin palmer

  • keeps a dream journal that he writes in with a pen made out of a straw
  • loves old western movies
  • got made fun of by a sentient rock one time
  • wears furry pants and uses seatbelts as accessories
  • got pulled into a janitor’s closet by a vacuum cleaner one time
  • built a barricade out of cardboard signs that said “secret room!” and “keep out!”
  • writes jaws slashfic and makes woodcarvings of his cat for tumblr
  • is basically just a huge dork?? ?
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via ass-full-of-cass // originally ass-full-of-cass

ass-full-of-cass:

hey look a giant nERD wait that’s a mirror

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via ass-full-of-cass // originally apocketuniverse

apocketuniverse:

HOMEWORK IS STUPID but im still doing it so i dont fail at life itself

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via vulcan-ology // originally vulcan-ology

vulcan-ology:

panel i’m not gonna use for a thing bu t ohh my god io hmy  g oD

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via ass-full-of-cass // originally greglestrade

greglestrade:

come here

no closer

closer

even closer

ok close enough 

john and sherlock are in love

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via king-lesbian // originally peperomint

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

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socrates was kindof a self-aggrandizing pompous asshole and i really dont want to write this essay

i mean this is literally a guy who barely got like half the court to even vote for conviction and totally could have been let off with a fine but instead was just all

you losers should throw a feast in my honor instead

and they just went what a colossal dick bag and like a huge majority were like okay this douche has gotta die

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via kiwi-storm // originally the-dragons-thoughts

the-dragons-thoughts:

Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.

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via houseofstuck // originally dippitydapper

dippitydapper:

space dog.

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